Wherefore art thou consciousness…

Attempting to stay detached from drama and present in the moment, I soon find how quickly my efforts are thwarted when my Bluetooth headphones are missing. Mentally retracing my steps, I think I may have left them at a boutique I visited yesterday with my daughter & may have hung them on a hook while trying on a dress. 

So I call the place up & although the website claims its business hours, the phone goes unanswered. 

My mind immediately envisions the old lady who works there finding my headphones & being fascinated by such cool technology, deciding to abandon her job & run away with my awesome headphones. 
Inhale…

I am the one observing a desperate mind creating conspiracy theories regarding a pair of $39 headphones.

Exhale.

I definitely amuse myself. Headphones not required 😜

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