Attempting to stay detached from drama and present in the moment, I soon find how quickly my efforts are thwarted when my Bluetooth headphones are missing. Mentally retracing my steps, I think I may have left them at a boutique I visited yesterday with my daughter & may have hung them on a hook while trying on a dress.
So I call the place up & although the website claims its business hours, the phone goes unanswered.
My mind immediately envisions the old lady who works there finding my headphones & being fascinated by such cool technology, deciding to abandon her job & run away with my awesome headphones.
I am the one observing a desperate mind creating conspiracy theories regarding a pair of $39 headphones.